I know ive said this to everyone who has breathed the same airspace as me in the last few days but dammit Mcdonalds you need to get your shit together.
I went in to a McDonalds establishment the other day at 10:31 according to the store clock and I ordered a mcmuffin, the thing behind the counter looked over at the clock, shook her head and said we stopped serving to half past ten. What kind of hateful super bitch to you have to be to deny someone a breakfast because he was a minute later. Why can't you just make me one? I know you have the shit back there! It's not like you paved over the grills at dead on had past and sent all the breakfast stuff to an undisclosed location to be re delivered in time for breakfast the next day. Whilst were at it why can't I have sausage and bacon on the same barm? They belong together, nature put them on the same animal, but McDonalds aren't willing to put them on the same butty?
In the same establishment a few days later and ordered a plain big mac. The conversation went like this.
Me "can I have a plain big mac please?"
McTill monkey "would you like cheese on that?"
Me "no thanks, just plain"
McAss wipe "would you like Mayo on it?"
Me "no thanks, plain"
McFuck knuckle "any sauce?"
Me "what part of plain do you not understand?"
McRetard "so nothing on it then?"
Me "just bread and burger"
McPinJustMcDropped "oh. Right it will be with you on about 5 minutes then"
My big mac came...bread, burger...and SALSA. that's right salsa. A) I didn't know Mcdonalds did salsa and B) there should have been no moist condiments near my burger. I could understand if I ordered it with Mayo and they just reached for the wrong bottle...but there should have been no moisture near it. McSaturday staff need sorting out.
So I'm boycotting Mcdonalds.
It's that simple.
